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Sadly, they could have probably kept them at regular price and 8 out of 10 wouldn’t notice.
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Hey let’s all gather around the Coca-Cola cooler and talk about last night’s Bachelorette and work on some diabetes.
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Without hesitation I said to myself “this is me 30 years from now.”
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Being stabbed by a nail file hurts for awhile. But when Whitney from Animal Crossing calls you a f___king cow … it hurts for a lifetime.
Stupid